1. Where'd you two meet?
a. The gym. Your eyes met after a brief stint on the elliptical caused him to miss an easy lay-up with his bros.
b. Youth Group. He wiped homemade lasagna from your lip as you were about to read Colossians 3:12.
c. Pavlov’s. Somewhere along the way from Pop’s N.Y. Pizza to your house, his Patagonia pullover melted your heart (and the lock on your front door).
d. A mutual friend’s party. He defended your honor when everyone else was trying to make you do the naked lap.
2. The next time you saw each other was...
a. A show at The House. While assessing the bathroom line, he bumped into you with an extra bourbon in tow.
b. Awkwardly in between classes.
c. A Carolina Service Saturday Event. You’d never been so helpless when it came to tools and yard clean-up.
d. The movies. Well – a movie on his couch, which still counts in this age and economy.
3. How supportive of his interests are you?
___You like all his statuses on Facebook because he’s just soooo funny.
___You regularly “edit” his papers and aid him with his laundry.
___You help him shave his back hair because he’s self-conscious, and this is intimacy, right?
___You go to his intramural final, equipped with orange slices and Capri Suns for the whole team.
4. Yes, we can all agree it's competitive out there, so honestly, what spy techniques do you employ to make sure he's just as committed as you are?
___You sneak looks at his texts while he goes to the bathroom.
___You have your friends text you if they see him out, while you also ask him simultaneously, “Where R U?” to see if he lies or not.
___You remember his Facebook password, and by “remember,” we mean that you have it saved to your computer.
___You call his cell phone carrier and pose as his mom in order to read his phone bill, but only after tracking his gas tank and noticing that it is disappearing at an alarming rate!
5. So, do spill. How do you both share your affection?
___You don’t make eye contact in public before 9 p.m., but game on after that.
___You hold hands and laugh as you walk together from Swearingen to Gibbes Court each day.
___You constantly find yourself sucking in your stomach as a habit because he can’t keep his hands off of you (even at the 7 p.m. Sunday Mass at St. Thomas More Center).
___He buys you drinks, and that’s enough for you.
1. Is she awesome, hot and similar to your mom?