dear elle:it's just you.

Posted on: September 20, 2011
by: reallytho
whateva
by: reallytho
whateva
This goes out to the total B of a cheerleader who was standing on the far left throughout the Navy game who kept turning around and bitching at her male cheerleading partner. THAT alone looks worse than him dropping you or not being synchronized when you do your little routine. Not only do you suck, but you look horrible on our school. Give the guy a break...he's the one who got unfortunately partnered with YOU...
Posted on: September 20, 2011
by: footballfan
Law/6thyear
by: footballfan
Law/6thyear
Moe's Monday has those crazy new drink machines with a million possible drinks but the giant, new cups say that Moe's is a proud supporter of the fight against Type 1 diabetes. ...Does anyone else find that ironic?
Posted on: September 19, 2011
by: Gimme Gimme Moe's
Sr, business
by: Gimme Gimme Moe's
Sr, business
An athlete who shall not be named sits in front of me in a class with his laptop in one of my classes. On this particular day...we were assigned to write a simple memo, announcing to our pretend 'employees' that we will be having casual fridays from now on.I couldn't help but to look over and see the memo this athlete had written..it was to our head coach, asking him if the team could begin wearing Hawaiian shirts on fridays. Not only this, but he felt that the team should wear the same, collective Hawaiian shirt to show unity. He went into detail about how he believed this would show professionalism and let the school know of the team's dedication to win. .... WTF?? Either homeboy did NOT understand the assignment, or someone has been hit in the head one too many times..

Posted on: September 16, 2011
by: JustAWitness
HRTM Major, Senior
by: JustAWitness
HRTM Major, Senior
Is it just me or is Stephen Garcia awesome.
Posted on: September 16, 2011
by: Elle
soph/SPTE
by: Elle
soph/SPTE
Everybody drinks. I gotta pay bills, go to school, make As, and generally work my ass off yet can't have a drink with my friends because I'm a few months shy of 21? FUCKING RETARDED. Catch up with the world, America!Cops need a better way to make money than drinking citations.
It's ok though, I'll just stay home and smoke weed instead.

Posted on: September 15, 2011
by: Chillin' Like A Villain
Senior/Nunufurbeezwax
by: Chillin' Like A Villain
Senior/Nunufurbeezwax
I've already seen my first leggings as pants outfit this year. I was hoping I wouldn't see that until at least October.
Posted on: September 15, 2011
by: not again
sophomore/viscom
by: not again
sophomore/viscom
Kobos' rack is off the charts...
Posted on: September 15, 2011
by: Ur Scrt Admrr
5/photog
by: Ur Scrt Admrr
5/photog
No one likes bikers. Car drivers don't like you. Walkers don't like you. That goes the same for skaters, roller bladers, pogo stickers, even MOPED drivers don't like you. What about the douche bags on long boards? Nope. They hate you too. Let's face it, you probably don't even like yourself. Get off your damn bike. Chain it up somewhere and let it rust. Find a new mode of transportation.
Posted on: September 15, 2011
by: a completely objective third party observer
freshie/photography
by: a completely objective third party observer
freshie/photography
fuck a root canal, y'all!
Posted on: September 14, 2011
by: my mouth hurts
history
by: my mouth hurts
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